If Joseph's Mary's gentlemen, then Holy Ghost is bae
Christmas snow, no fashion show, I came outside to slay/sleigh
Gospel gift from Christ make Satan feel a type of way
And when I'm talking tidings/tithings ain't no churches getting paid
I promise not to be a grinch, I promise to be worse
Been on Santa's naughty list since January 1st
Asserted evil by the people, I deserve a cert
If the villain role is free I don't need to rehearse
Rest Ye Gentlemen (Original song)
Chorus
(God rest ye merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy)
Verse
Lord rest ye merry gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Let all we people celebrate in each and their own way
And though your weary souls may seek to condemn Christmas Day
You can't hold up the pain and guilt, so toss the dread away.
Happy! Jolly! Merry Kisses!
Send those to your aunt and nieces.
Oh dear! What smells delicious?
Is someone cooking up some vegan dishes?
Let him grant you all your wishes,
Share the joy. Forget the riches,
Sing your carols in high pitches,
Don't be a grinch, and Merry Christmas!