Ads to the rescue

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We know we need to tell you what to buy
Nothing can be done all by yourself

We'll give you heaven once you go through hell
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We come when you're in dire need of help

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Though demand is low, supply is high
We come even when no one needs our help

We send notifications to your cell
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Like "Nothing can be done all by yourself"

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We come when you're in dire need of help
Nothing can be done all by yourself