We come when you're in dire need of help
We know we need to tell you what to buy
Nothing can be done all by yourself
We'll give you heaven once you go through hell
Please see us as your trustworthy allies
We come when you're in dire need of help
We stalk you like you're owing the cartel
Enticing you to make you want to buy
Knowing you won't buy all by yourself
We make our pitches vague so we can sell
Though demand is low, supply is high
We come even when no one needs our help
We send notifications to your cell
To keep your memory fresh with all our lies
Like "Nothing can be done all by yourself"
We need to show you ways you can excel
We need to show you when it's best to buy
We come when you're in dire need of help
Nothing can be done all by yourself