At TSA

They told me to put in the bin
My hoodie, my watch, and my pen
I got in the machine
The light didn't stay green
So they told me to go in again

They said that my belt was the cause
So I took my entire wear off
They said, "It'll be fast"
They expected a pass
But the machine still discovered a flaw

They claim that this problem is new
They asked if I ate any food
I said, "I eat veggies in general
Because of the minerals"
They said, "Must be the iron in you"