EULAgy

EULAgy = EULA + eulogy

I knew you never wanted to be free —
You clicked the button saying "I agree".

The minute that I felt your finger tap
That button at the bottom of the screen,
I figured you ignored my blatant trap.

You want to use the app but didn't read
The terms I set, conditions put in place;
Instead you swiped across your screen with haste;
You skipped the written tricks, chose to proceed.

Your privacy's been offered to the app
For nothing in return — pure lunacy!
You sacrificed your rights, got nothing back.

You clicked the button saying "I agree" —
I knew you never wanted to be free.