Undercover

I'm done with all the lies, secrets, deceit
I see you sending texts behind my back
Like Sherlock Holmes I'll solve this mystery

Exhibit A: I see the way you creep
You're dating me but on a dating app
I'm done with all the lies, secrets, deceit

Exhibit B: you're awake when I'm asleep
I saw the fresh used condom in the trash
Like Sherlock Holmes I'll solve this mystery

Exhibit C: you took about a week —
To tell me why her panties in your stash
I'm done with all the lies, secrets, deceit

Exhibit D: Your issue's not unique
But I don't have to put up with this crap
Like Sherlock Holmes I'll solve this mystery

In summary, you should go see a shrink
Case dismissed — let's call this all a wrap
I'm done with all the lies, secrets, deceit
Like Sherlock Holmes I've solved this mystery